Episode 35: The Sake Period

Subject: #1228743 “Mann”
Application Date: September 4, 1980


Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review
Board. Note that this is Subject’s 12th separate application to
the Board in just the past 2 years.


No signs of progress.


Pictured, above, is Subject’s self-declared “Summer
Transformation.” No comment is required other than to note the
outfit, which includes a web belt, painter’s pants, fake Adidas
“four-striper” sneakers, a Dallas Cowboys T-shirt, and,
tragically, Mork suspenders.


It is the recommendation of this Coolness Officer that Subject be
allowed to re-apply to the Board not less then two (2) years from
now, or after the cessation of puberty, whichever is soonest.


APPLICATION STATUS: DENIED (UNCOOL)


ASSOCIATED MEDIA:


cyber goth dreads
Enter the Dragon mirror scene
Hey Baby by Bruce Channel
Sad Eyes by Robert John
Infinity by Journey


PHOTOS:
Merlin Mann (top), Wikia (bottom)