Episode 49: Make a Given Wish

vor 13 Jahren

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You Look Nice Today

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

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vor 13 Jahren

As part of a pilot program, The You Look Nice Today Foundation (a
Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking
new outreach initiative to provide comfort to those in
theoretical need.

So, YES: we will sell, lend, or lease you a
built-to-purpose condition along with its appropriate
consolation.

But, NO: we’re absolutely not Santa Claus. So,
get real, you big fakers.

In any case. Get well soon, and here’s that brief bedside visit
from the late Sargent Shriver you never actually requested.