Episode 40: Lobster Farm

We don’t know anyone who loves sushi more than we do. That’s
because when we meet someone who loves sushi, we stop talking to
them forever. Because we want to be the biggest sushi lovers we
know.


To honor that love, we worked with a team of chefs to create
signature sushi rolls for each of us. First, we went to Japan and
found some masters of the form. Then we taught them English and
made them listen to all of our shows, over and over, until they
had distilled the essence of each of us into a roll.


Here they are—invite your friends over for a YLNT Sushi Night
sometime soon.


The Merlin Roll: copy of Cheri magazine (June 1978),
Hüsker Dü T-shirt, mayonnaise.


The Scott Roll: pantyhose, glossy photograph of Harry
Anderson, mayonnaise.


The Adam Roll: nunchucks, Bdim7 chord, mayonnaise.


Also: Sushi DMV, pupu platter, Tuna Corn Mayonnaise, kiwanis
roll, the Andrew Jackson with extra hickory, two types of
foreigner, $50 squid, lobster drag, dinner theater, is it
vegetarian if she throws it away, Tevas, “My mussel’s name is
Sandy,” ma, the jute chewers, churn for a living, Andie MacDowell
and a Sofia Mini.