The Best of Funny Stuff #7

There’s nothing but laughs in our Funny Stuff compilations of
classic RISK! stories on the lighter side. This week, Kumail
Nanjiani and Alecia Altstaetter share about penile injuries and
barf boats.  Live Story: Pure Fuckmachine by Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail learns how to masturbate and is so excited that he zips his
pants too quickly afterward and cuts his penis on the zipper. Live
Story: That New Ship Smell by Alecia Altstaetter Alecia and her
husband decide to take the kids on the high speed car ferry across
Lake Michigan. A huge storm breaks out. The family ends up in the
hospital covered in blood, urine, vomit and lake water by the end
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