Charles Nove

Count's Log


Stardate 78630.8


Wednesday morning - infiltrate Parliament. Find way into PMQs and
discover something shocking the gentlemen's toilets.


Thursday morning - Record cracking interview with broadcasting
legend Charles Nove. Decide to wait until after Kier meets Donald
in case there's anything noteworthy.


Friday morning - Record the opening to the podcast and send to
the human production team.


Friday afternoon - Instruct the human production team to STOP
WHAT YOU'RE DOING and watch the unfolding Oval Office
cluster****.


Saturday morning - Re-record the opening to the podcast once
we've all processed just what the S***clown & his mate the
Hillbilly Himmler were doing.


Saturday afternoon - share this incredible episode of the podcast
with the world.


Quiet week on Earth.


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