Ring of Fire

Huzzah, dear hearts, and welcome to Ye Olde Bluebell. We've got
Renn Faires, we've got Unlucky Tucky, and we've got the best cold
open since Angela begged Oscar to save Bandit. Plus, Russ is back,
back again! So you know it's gold! Fall into this ring of fiery
silly goodness with us!