S7E2: Game THE Thrones

We're back at it with episode two of season who the fuck knows!
 This week we got grammar lessons as plot devices, Dany and
Tyrion gave us a Grand Designs cross over, Arya and Hot Pie gave
us a Great British Bake Off cross over, we were treated to Varys
Story Time, Arya met a Hyppogriff, The Greyjoys bought some
fireworks at a New Hampshire liquor store and brought them on the
Pirates of the Caribbean ride, Theon recreated THAT scene from
the Titanic, Sam is brewing polygjuice potion to cure Sir
Friendzone's gonorrhea, and Jon looks like a bowl of vanilla ice
cream.  It's a high stakes game of sibling rivalries, stray
pets, and alternative cross-over universes, complete with grammar
lessons, dick-less jokes, and food that looks like STDs.
 Oh, and the Li'l Finger News Bulletin is coming in hot,
perhaps foreshadowing the outcome of our Fantasy League, so get
ready to place your bets on the House Snark's JV team!