The Questionable RomCom Episode

We survived the longest night, and awoke to yet another very long
night.  A long night of bad Grand Romantic Gestures.  A
long night of Dick Jokes.  And mostly, the kind of night
that just makes you talk about Harry Potter and Outlander instead
of the show you're contractually obligated by the bonds of
hobbyist podcasting to recap every week.  We discuss
problematic couplings like Harry and Hermione, Ron and Hermione,
Harry and Cho, oh and I guess some of the Westeros gang gets
their dicks wet too.  We have updates to the Fantasy League,
as well as detailed gripes, and a remarkably stiff competition
for Who Was Petty This Week.