LEGEND: The Melon Heads - Scourges of the Northern Woods

Join the Ain't No Such Thing crew for a dreaded foray outside the
South in consideration of a decidedly Northern phenomenon - The
Melon Heads, cannibalistic survivors of a mad doctor's
machinations in a mid-20th century asylum, escaped into the
surrounding woods after murdering the old man and burning their
erstwhile prison to the ground...or something like that.

You won't believe the reported sightings, most of which reveal
The Melon Heads' apparent fascination with...cars?

You're gonna enjoy this one, folks! Listen now!

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