Ep. 136 - Bloody Valentine's Day Origins

Well, it's that special time of year again! No, not Black Day,
Single's Awareness Day, or Solo Poly Day - it's Valentine's Day!


For everyone out there thinking that the history of Valentine's
Day is full of candy hearts, rainbows, and kisses, get ready to
have your mind melted as the guys reveal the true, sordid origins
of Valentine's Day. You guess it, Hallmark! No, It's actually
worse than that. Much worse...


Listen now to hear the true, bloody origins of Valentine's Day,
including multiple beheadings, dog murder, and the enthusiastic
meat-whipping of young women.


As a bonus, in New Slang, you'll find out why no one should date
Scott in the summer and why Steve shouldn't attempt to rap, as
the term "Uncuffing Season" is discussed.


So burn your copy of Cosmo, grab some vinegar, and fire up this
special Valentine's edition of Origin of Speakcies.


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