409 – “Three Girls and a Snooki”

Sorry we missed last week!  That’s the problem with working
with rookie podcasters… Actually, I had my 5 year old over, and
our recording process is not kid-friendly, to say the least.


MTV describes the episode thusly:  “Snooki is devastated
over her big fight with Jionni, and decides to take a break from
the relationship. Mike thinks it’s finally his chance to win her
over, but it’s someone else who ends up comforting her.
Meanwhile, Deena has a pregnancy scare.”  We say: “WTF?”


A.Ron ponders whether Snooki has real, recognizable human
emotions, Charismatic asserts her authority, and Nicky laws down
the law.  Vinnie sexually assaults Deena, Snooki sexually
assaults half of Italy, and no charges are filed.  Deena
gets hysterically pregnant, Mike swoops in on Snooki, but
Vinnie’s the one that scores.