Bears In Games - Epic Final Fantasy Extravaganza Part 3

We bring this exhaustive Final Fantasy retrospective to a close!
And how! From the childlike characters of Final Fantasy IX to the
strangely serious Final Fantasy XII, with a little Tidus, Yuna,
JPOP, and Charlie's Angels all thrown in!

Final Fantasy IX brings a sad dose of agreement among Johnny and
Max. Yeah, it's more fun when we disagree, but neither of us have
any great love for the game. It's not a bad game, just has a
slightly off-putting art style. It harkens back to the look of
the sprites in the NES era, but gives them a slight tinge of
"Tender Moments". And as for bears, well, you've got the
Liotta-like Steiner, and... Baku. If you don't mind a pig nose
and some sort of mouse ears. Sadly, though, it's hard to find
anything really hot when it's done in that art style, that
continued into the DS remakes and Crystal Chronicles series.





Final Fantasy X makes Max angry, while Johnny just is ambivalent.
It's got a different soundtrack, and charted a course that the
last eight years of JRPGs have followed with both graphics and
presentation. Oh, yeah, and Fry from Futurama is Tidus. Or
Herbie. And it's a fairly bear-free zone, unless you like Auron,
Wakka, or Kimahri, all of whom aren't quite in the bear category.
Though some of the Besaid Aurochs do actually qualify,
specifically Keepa and the one with the goatee. Oh, and the Al
Bhed.





If you want arguments, Final Fantasy X-2 is sure to satisfy. Is
it a disgusting rip-off, recycling two year old assets into a
weird, insulting Charlie's Angels knockoff with bad J-Pop? Or is
it a fast paced, light-hearted, and musical journey? Depends on
who you ask. But you don't have to look to hard to see some
gayness between the effeminate Logos and Ormi. And all those guys
we mentioned above are back.





Finally, FINALLY, we look at Final Fantasy XII, and... don't
really find much to talk about. There's Vossler, and Cid, and...
Baasch, but all those seem like reaching. Everyone is super slim.
It is kind of neat that it takes place in a semi-persistant world
of Ivalice, previously seen in the Tactics games, as well as
Vagrant Story.





So... what's next? Johnny and Robbie are gonna take on something
big, hairy, and burly for the Bears In Games 1st Anniversary
Special!