The Heidi and Frank Show - 09-14-11

"Real Housewives of D.C." star Tareq Salahi believes his wife Michaele Salahi was abducted in Virginia yesterday ... Can you say publicity stunt? Other topics discussed on today's show: Funyons, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Hendrick's boobies, Frank's giant penis, albino baby Ferrets, wimpy firefights, Vegans with diarrhea, heros, Eel lube, and pussy shivers... it's radio worth watching. Music played during today's commercial breaks: Wolfgang - TV GF Radio, Barbed Wire Boys - Jailbait Bop, Them Terribles - Tangerine, Helliphino - Beg to Differ, The Higher - Play With Fire, Sister Hazel - Beautiful Thing, and Nylon Pink - Fluff.