Watch This Or Die

Tell us a story. Smoke some PCP laced weed. Save a girl from being raped. Kill a drug dealer and try to avoid getting your shit pushed in, because King Kong ain’t got shit on us. It is our pleasure to recommend to you this week, Antoine Fuqua’s American crime thriller, Training Day (2001).  Clips From: Training Day

Spend the winter with 12 men in Antartica. Lob thermite grenades at a dog. Test the blood of your co-workers to see if they've been assimilated by an alien life form. Grab a flamethrower and burn anyone who's acting weird, because there's a fucking alien amongst you and he wants you all dead. Like an arsonist in a Zippo factory we're super excited to recommend to you this week, for the 5th and final installment of our 2nd annual Horrorfest, John Carpenter's sci-fi horror film, The Thing (1982).  Clips from: The Thing & Liberty Medical

Treat your girlfriend like shit after the death of her entire family. Begrudgingly invite her on a trip to Sweden. Don’t console her after watching people jump off a cliff to their deaths. Drink some hallucinogenic tea and then fuck a young Swedish girl, because we have a bear suit to wear to a Pagan summer ritual. It is with callous indifference that we recommend to you this week for our 4th installment of our 2nd Annual Horrorfest, Ari Aster’s Pagan horror thriller, Midsommar (2019).  Clips from: Midsommar & A24.

Break your leg falling off your roof. Let your wife get kidnapped by Indigenous Cannibals. Form a posse to go rescue her. Shoot who or whatever rings the tripwire bells and watch a man get ripped in half, because you’ve got a wife to save. It is with diabolical delight that we recommend to you this week for our 3rd installment of our 2nd annual Horrorfest, S. Craig Zahler’s horror western, Bone Tomahawk (2015).  Clips from: Bone Tomahawk