Avast! Ye Scoundrel

After our longest and most anticipation-grabbing hiatus yet, Avast! returns with the long-awaited 22nd episode. As you know, 22 is a magic number that signals the arrival of a great many new listeners. Your horoscope says share this episode, and all the classic A!YS episodes with a close friend or family member, to bring good fortune onto your household and increase the fertility of your local owl population. In this epi-epi, we have comedians and friends Kevin Tienken and Bryan Vokey in front of the mics and we have fun with voices, discuss all the oceans and the various Queenslands, we talk Serious Stuff, advertise Meester Keester's Bird Feasters, ask important horse/alcohol related questions, use spanking as a form of currency, and try not to ruin Marc Maron's career. Oh, and BoTWoT, of course. Thai Palms! Tye Palms! Bailing! The theatre! And more! Right click here to download the episode Follow Bryan Vokey @bryanjvokey Follow Kevin Tienken @kevintienken Follow Avast! Ye Scoundrel @avastcast Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+

Another amazing episode in the books, kids. In this week's installment, we talk to freelance comic book artist Kevin Castaniero about topics such as: Rick and Mike going to the Bakersfield comedy competition, having a show-cock, an actually informative discussion on how comics are made, the right way to read a book, drawing sisters, popping a guy's eyes out on panel 5, the new 007 logo, Michael's graphic novel, the school of Q*Bert, the Animorphs mythos, waifu body pillows, and bad movies being good movies. We top it all off with a classic dollop of BoTWoT, and we call it a day. It's a good one, guys! Hit-coms! Backpage! Abe Vigoda! Project Eliminator! And more! Follow Kevin @countpagan on twitter and instagram, and your buds at Avast! @avastcast on twitter and facebook! Should we get an instagram? I don't know! Right click here to download the episode Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+

Back just in time for the holiday season, Avast! Ye Scoundrel presents our 20th episode! Recorded with our good friend and local bartender/ entertainment producer Mitch Shira, this installment features all the hallmarks of a classic A!YS episode. We converse on such topics as oily frog backs, Michael's dirty house, our favorite words, cronuts, holiday themed pornography, obligatory politics, roleplaying, better names for things, we bring back Holiday of the Day, a dog is momentarily noisy, we talk about being mad, give some great advice, and experience probably the coolest BoTWoT ever. Also, yes, I know, 4 Non Blondes is a 90s band. Chemtrails! Sh*t! Watermelons! And more! Right click here to download this episode Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+

This episode was so much fun to record. The boys from the Friends Forever podcast stop by and we have a blast from the past. Well, not from the past, but still a blast. Zach and Bruce chat with us about fish mental health, the Jewish celebration of Yom Kippur, living in the nice part of Detroit, living in the Detroit of California, school jobs, being sent to the wilderness as punishment, Being sent to the wilderness as part of a reality show, the guy who hit his legs on the boat on Titanic, Zach being a hero to women, we bring back a classic segment, and of course, BoTWoT! Therapy slaves! Bad targets! Insured legs! Ladygirls! And more! Right Click Here To Download The Episode Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+