Quarantime!

AH WHAT'S HAPPENING?? Oh, sorry, I thought there was an international pandemic and freaked out for a minute, excuse me. Luckily my phone went off to wake me from that dream and remind me that none of that's real! Wait... but this alarm is labeled... quarantime. Does that mean it wasn't a dream at all? You bet your bucket! In the inaugural season finale (maybe finale in general?) of America's longest lasting failed experiment, the gang collect their thoughts on the end of quarantine, US re-openings and how they're going to handle them, and smothering things that try to kill you to kill those things instead. It's a rootin-tootin good time! And thanks for listening. Truly :)

Isn't that the siren that's supposed to warn humanity of impending deadly storms or nuclear war? No silly, that's just the sound that tells us it's quarantime! In the inaugural 19th episode of the podcast that "took all the things in my life that were bad and threw them right out that window over there"-one of our neighbors who was talking about cleaning her house, Mom gets all kinds of rattled about Oreos, and we talk 50s sci-fi, in addition to if this truly is the end of the world. So hunker down in your bunkers and tune in to this episode!

Is it time to go outside yet? I certainly hope not, cause it's still quarantime according to my phone, which is in central standard time, a time zone that, due to its being in the middle, is probably the most correct and unbiased! In the inaugural 18th episode of the podcast that "changes every life for the better"-me, the fam talks movie theaters, Brandon's tattoo, and what the end of quarantine would actually even mean. It's the best one out of all of them, I checked.

Ding Dong, the witch is dead! But also, it's quarantime! In the inaugural 17th episode of the podcast that manages to be "nostalgic AND charming (An actual listener of the podcast, for real this time)," the fam talks TV shows they most relate to, fake geography, and the failings of the American education system. It's as nutritious as a big ole stack of pancakes with a glass of OJ on a Tuesday afternoon!