Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

This week on Myopia Movies, we’re celebrating a milestone—500
episodes! To honor the journey, we’re going back to a movie that
came out just as we were starting and talking about the Turtles.
This time, though, we are covering the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles, produced by Michael Bay, which came out while we were
starting. It’s awful, it’s outrageous, and surprisingly adult for
what was a kids’ movie. So, for this special episode, we’re doing
something different: a syncable commentary, just like on the old
CineProv Patreon. We will count off the film and tell you when to
hit play. Whether you’re watching along (it was on Amazon Prime
when we recorded) or just listening, we’re here to have fun, make
jokes, and share in the absurdity. Thank you for supporting us
through 500 episodes—we appreciate you!
How will Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) hold up? 

Host: Nic


Panel: Alex, Daniel, Matthew, and Keiko


 


Directed by Jonathan Liebesman Starring Megan Fox, Will Arnett,
William Fichtner, Noel Fisher, Alan Ritchson, Pete Ploszek,
Johnny Knoxville, Jeremy Howard, Danny Woodburn, Tony Shalhoub,
Tohoru Masamune, Whoopi Goldberg