Unlocked | NM Dispatch: Hallucinator’s Dice – Lil Internet (Mar 2025)

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https://newmodels.io Lil Internet purges his Musk Derangement
Syndrome one last time in a monologue that could have been titled
“Ket, Lies, and Video Games”—until a decades-long shift in base
reality is revealed by dice in a Hong Kong bar. - [Excerpt from
monologue]: “A very brief review of what everyone knows but might
not think about all at once: Elon Musk bought Twitter, the most
influential social media platform in the world, and promised to
make it ”politically neutral.” He then renamed it X, which, in
mathematics and logic stands for any arbitrary thing you want, and
turned the entire platform towards boosting far right parties
across the globe. He controls what does and doesn’t appear on your
feed, what does or doesn’t get fact checked, and bans users on a
whim. He owns Starlink, a satellite ISP that allows him to monitor
traffic or sever a home’s entire internet connection at any time.
He owns SpaceX, which is building a classified satellite network
called Starshield for the National Reconnaissance Office of the US
Military that will allow 24/7, real-time images and AI-powered
intelligence gathering across the entire surface of the planet. He
owns xAI, which is building the world’s most powerful supercomputer
to achieve AGI and have it run the US government. He owns Tesla,
which sells cars that he can control, shut down, or render
permanently inoperable via satellite, and builds humanoid robots
explicitly for replacing human jobs. And then there’s Neuralink,
Elon Musk’s company that is literally implanting thought-reading
microchips in people’s brains. This is all basic public knowledge,
and yet people who swore Bill Gates was putting 5G microchips in
the vaccines seem to be totally fine with an even richer guy
controlling their social media, internet access, and car while
building robots to replace their jobs, putting every square inch of
Earth under 24/7 surveillance, and implanting microchips in
people’s brains. Elon Musk has openly, transparently, turned every
conspiracy theory trope into a business he directly owns. He is
openly, transparently, every dystopian fear embodied within a
single man. Yet the paranoid and the conspiratorial are most likely
to support him. Why? I think it’s because transparency has replaced
truth and trust in society, and with Elon transparently the most
dangerous man to ever exist, truth and trust have become
irrelevant.”