Noel (2004)

Merry Christmas! This year, we were blessed with the gift of the
absolutely bonkers holiday movie Noel, starring Paul Walker.
(Shoutout to Cara Gael O'Regan who told us about it and then
absolutely refused to re-watch it.) In this episode, we open a
literal (!) mailbag and talk about Johnny Tran's spoken menace at
Race Wars. Then, we head back to 2004, a time where (apparently) we
were all trying to figure out the sexual preferences of everyone we
met, while also trying to sleep with ghosts and/or reincarnated
spirits. We talk about Paul Walker's New York accent, Susan
Sarandon's action-packed Christmas Eve, and whether or not Noel has
any life lessons to impart. (Movie conversation begins around
20:30.) Email us: family@cageclub.me Visit our Patreon page at
patreon.com/2fast2forever.  Show your support at the 2 Fast 2
Forever shop! Extra special shout-out to Ben Milliman, Jake Freer,
Alex Elonen, Nick Burris, Brian Rodriguez (High School Slumber
Party), Hayley Gerbes, Christian Larson, and Justin Kleinman for
joining at the “Interpol’s Most Wanted” level or above!  Intro
music by Nico Vasilo. Interlude and outro music by Wes Hampton.