In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

Jason Statham plays a farmer named Farmer in In the Name of the
King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and we're here to tell you all about
it. After more kitten talk (and the sharing of kitten pictures,
which I guess you can't see because this is an audio medium), we
share a quick update to the #2F2F format and then learn a lot about
Jordana Brewster. (Or do we?) Then, we remember Elian Gonzalez in
the 2 Fast 2 Furious Minute (33:35) before focusing our magic and
talking about Justin Kleinman's movie pick, In the Name of the King
(44:20). Joey teaches a quick course in Uwe Boll 101 and Joe
compares Boll to Christopher Moltisanti. We talk about mind swords,
the movie's *iconic* final line, and the out-of-place music before
heading to Letterboxd to see if anyone has this in their Top 4.
Email us: family@cageclub.me Visit our Patreon page at
patreon.com/2fast2forever.  Show your support at the 2 Fast 2
Forever shop! Extra special shout-out to Ben Milliman, Jake Freer,
Alex Elonen, Nick Burris, Brian Rodriguez (High School Slumber
Party), Hayley Gerbes, Christian Larson, Justin Kleinman, Michael
McGahon, and Lane Middleton for joining at the “Interpol’s Most
Wanted” level or above!  Intro music by Nico Vasilo. Interlude
and outro music by Wes Hampton.