Fast Five (Lap 12)

The Montez lap continues as we head back to Rio for Fast Five and
continue to explore Montez's wild takes on this franchise. After
catching us up with "the Montez Minute," Joe questions her
handwriting size before we all make our picks for the Most Dom
Moment (wherein Joe words something very specifically to fall under
the proper jurisdiction). We talk about pregnancy in film, Vince's
educational come-up, and Roman's terrible fashion sense. We
estimate the financial damage done to the streets of Rio, critique
Hobbs's rude behavior (and Roman's pervy behavior), and wonder how
many Fast & Furious movies Chris Hemsworth has seen. Joe gives
a lesson on Italian coffee. A miracle happens in the games. Email
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Forever shop! Extra special shout-out to Ben Milliman, Alex Elonen,
Nick Burris, Brian Rodriguez (High School Slumber Party), Hayley
Gerbes, Justin Kleinman, Michael McGahon, Lane Middleton, Jason
Rainey, Wes Hampton, and Mike Gallier for joining at the
“Interpol’s Most Wanted” level or above!  Intro music by Nico
Vasilo. Interlude and outro music by Wes Hampton.