The Christmas Chronicles (2018)

Merry Christmas! (Just don't let Joe Two hear you celebrate.) We're
back with a bonus episode to commemorate the (first) time Kurt
Russell donned the Santa Suit in The Christmas Chronicles, and it's
a Christmas miracle... Dr. Chris Podcasts is here!  Please
note that while this is a family friendly movie, it is far from a
family friendly episode. After discussing our favorite Christmas
movies (and learning some wild facts about A Nightmare Before
Christmas), we run through the 2F2F Christmas movie history and
explain the bill of goods that Joey sold Chris to appear on this
episode. Joe pulls a Festivus and airs his Christmas
grievances.  We try to suss out the "belief" logic in this
movie's universe, talk about the weird timeliness of a specific
line (and how it betrays what a Christmas movie "is"), and wonder
if Santa is MAGA.  Joe invents a new watch. We all make a
pledge for 2023. We pitch a sequel (and hope it's the story covered
in The Christmas Chronicles 2). Email us: family@cageclub.me Visit
our Patreon page at patreon.com/2fast2forever.  Show your
support at the 2 Fast 2 Forever shop! Extra special shout-out to
Ben Milliman, Alex Elonen, Nick Burris, Brian Rodriguez (High
School Slumber Party), Hayley Gerbes, Justin Kleinman, Michael
McGahon, Lane Middleton, Jason Rainey, Wes Hampton, and Mike
Gallier for joining at the “Interpol’s Most Wanted” level or
above!  Intro music by Nico Vasilo. Interlude and outro music
by Wes Hampton.