Furious 7 (Lap 12)

At the start of this lap, we switched up the format of 2 Fast 2
Forever to prevent overlong episodes, but sometimes you
accidentally summon double "chaos energy" (in the form of Jessica
Collins, a.k.a. Montez, and Brian "Late Night" Rodriguez) and you
wind up with a two-hour episode about Furious 7. After kicking off
the episode with another dreadful installment of the Montez Minute,
Jess answers some of our all-time great "either/or" questions
before Brian reads us some website's warning to (Christian?)
parents about Furious 7. We make our picks for the "most Dom
moment" (including the most ludicrous one yet, coming from Montez
-- who watched this movie three times and remembers four total
scenes) and then talk about the literature preferences of Vin
Diesel, Dom Toretto, and Mark Sinclair. We compare Justin Lin's
camera work and directorial style to James Wan's, seek answers to
age-old questions from Midjourney, and wonder if Furious 7 ever
did, in fact, win Best Picture. We also wonder... is Dom a fun
uncle (aka "funcle")? Does he play video games? When did he give up
his "skanks"? Joe tiptoes around non-spoilers before straight up
spoiling a major plot point for The Fate of the Furious. History is
once again made in BDWHAPFY. Email us: family@cageclub.me Visit our
Patreon page at patreon.com/2fast2forever.  Show your support
at the 2 Fast 2 Forever shop! Extra special shout-out to Ben
Milliman, Alex Elonen, Nick Burris, Brian Rodriguez (High School
Slumber Party), Hayley Gerbes, Justin Kleinman, Michael McGahon,
Lane Middleton, Jason Rainey, Wes Hampton, and Mike Gallier for
joining at the “Interpol’s Most Wanted” level or above!  Intro
music by Nico Vasilo. Interlude and outro music by Wes Hampton.