The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

Vin Diesel may have devoted the entire Riddick franchise dedicated
to his D&D fandom, but that wasn't enough. No, we needed The
Last Witch Hunter, too, and we're better off for it. Joining us to
talk about the "dorky, but not full dork" on display is Mark
Hofmeyer (Movies, Films & Flix). We discuss would-be sequels to
The Last Witch Hunter, Vin Diesel (once again!) as a non-detective
detective, and the mind-blowing component to this movie's story. We
talk about how Kaulder is an interesting non-morose hero, the weird
swings this movie takes to make its storytelling job more
difficult, and how Vin is like Keanu Reeves. We find Mark's
"cinematic positivity" weaknesses, argue about gummy bear brands,
and hear Mark's predictions for Fast X. Email us:
family@cageclub.me Visit our Patreon page at
patreon.com/2fast2forever.  Show your support at the 2 Fast 2
Forever shop! Extra special shout-out to Ben Milliman, Alex Elonen,
Nick Burris, Brian Rodriguez (High School Slumber Party), Hayley
Gerbes, Justin Kleinman, Michael McGahon, Lane Middleton, Jason
Rainey, Wes Hampton, and Mike Gallier for joining at the
“Interpol’s Most Wanted” level or above!  Intro music by Nico
Vasilo. Interlude and outro music by Wes Hampton.