Fast & Furious 6 (Lap 13)

We're returning to Fast & Furious 6, which our guest Chrissy
Shackelford (Last Week Tonight with John Oliver) calls "the
quintessential Fast & Furious movie." (Also, in case you're
wondering: Chrissy is doing *so* good. Thanks for asking.) After
Joe explains Duck Dynasty, we uncover more terrible crazy credits,
discuss Gisele's sacrifice (now that we know she's still alive),
and play a guessing game about the auctioneer's character
name.  We give Chrissy the hard sell on Los Bandoleros and
Rad. She makes an impassioned defense of Vin Diesel's acting,
shares a wonderful detail about her wedding, and has harsh words
about both The Rock and Mia Toretto. She shares a very easy way to
make Elena's pregnancy make (temporal) sense, a theory about deaths
in these films, and why she thinks life before God's Eye was
better. We ask: do schoolchildren love ATMs? Are these movies
funny? Which family member would be best at improve comedy? What
are they doing with Rita Moreno and Kurt Russell?  Email us:
family@cageclub.me Visit our Patreon page at
patreon.com/2fast2forever.  Show your support at the 2 Fast 2
Forever shop! Extra special shout-out to Alex Elonen, Nick Burris,
Brian Rodriguez (High School Slumber Party), Michael McGahon, Lane
Middleton, Jason Rainey, Wes Hampton, Mike Gallier, Josh Buckley
(Whole Lotta Wolves), Michael Moser, Christian Larson, Terra New
One, and Aaron Woloszyn for joining at the “Interpol’s Most Wanted”
level or above! Intro music by Nico Vasilo. Interlude and outro
music by Wes Hampton.