FEARFIC: How Much Mustard is Legal?

In the inaugural episode of FEARFIC, we take a look at the first in
a series of 132 short stories called "The Fleming Storage Units
Project." Each entry is based around scary, unsettling, or bizarre
things happening in a storage unit. This one in particular starts
with a child's disappearance and some mysterious notes written to
her father. Also, DP discusses his war with Brazil, Slime discusses
his dreams of a barber shop quartet, and Abysmii discusses how much
mustard can be on a legal document before it's thrown out of court.
Lastly, we meet everyone's favorite condiment-loving public
defender... This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo
Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable
ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet
related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it.
From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives
about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and
critique.