FEARFIC: Slinky Man's Safety Dance

In this episode we take a look at two safe SCPs and ponder why safe
SCPs are so much cooler than the keter class. We have a party with
Slinky Man and he luckily disposes of our dead escort. Then we play
pretend with a haunted Nintendo Zapper. Slimebeast hates on how
mainstream Duck Hunt is, Abysmii has a crisis of time, and DP
suffers like G did. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking
Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii,
and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror
and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while
they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern
narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we
read it and critique.