FEARFIC: Fifteen Hour Wait for the Cannibal Train

We crack into the best Tumblr page for spooky stories, Fifteen
Hours, to see what's on offer. There we find a story about repair
lights in train tunnels and another about a plane crash. But will
they be the quality DP hopes for? Also, Supreme Court Justice Dead
Palette files a lawsuit against the Supreme Court, Slimebeast
handcuffs all Americans together and shoots them into space, and
Abysmii tries his hand at a cold open. Then Al Gore introduces
Creed at concert.