FEARFIC: Funny Bunny Penis

We slide into another creepy storage unit and uncover disturbing
information about our narrators grandfather's obsession with soap
from famous hotels. But will the grammar issues tank the atmosphere
the story is attempting to build? Also, DP is excited for the new
always on peripherals of the newly announced PS5, Abysmii thinks
his city needs more bars despite it having the high bar per capita
in the United States, and Slimebeast's Smear campaign against Jim
Carrey is over before it starts.