JMAA LIVE! Episode 30 - Morituri Te Salutant

We were supposed to have bloodsports but instead Spookytube had
TheEyeDoctor pussy out, Onision sues Chris Hansen, Joker at the
Oscars, Jessica Yaniv beats down a journalist, Boogie2988 eating
a dog, Twitch thot eating boogers, Greta Thunberg has pajeets
posting for her, Putin probably resignating, living in pods,
working in wagie cagies and more on this week at the JMAA LIVE!
Podcast.

I expected to have a nice IBS match in here between Spookytube
Talks vs TheEyeDoctor here, but apparently EyeDoc has completely
vanished for the match. He's so absolutely bitchmade he didn't
even show up at this episode completely, but Spookytube had some
really nasty things to say about him either way, which I don't
know if they'll be further revealed if we get another chance to
get the two of these fight each other in an Internet bloodsports
match, but seems like really interesting lolcow shit. Hopefully
there's more to that later.

Anyway, we get to the point where we live in such a SOCIETY (pun
intended because Joker won nominations for the Oscars, tons of
'em) where we end up living in pods and working in cages. What a
world. If I were to fucking work in a cage like that or live in
such a condition in a pod where my privacy is at stake, I'd
rather drown myself in piss until I die.

Anyway, don't bite dogs. Don't be stupid. Don't call 911 either
if you're a pedophile, that's also stupid. But do one thing: give
journalists some karma and if needed in self-defense, beat them
down or at least soak them with a hose aggressively as a last
resort of legal self defense. Just do it.