Butthash (A lost episode): An Independence Day Spectacular

In honor of freedom and sloth, on this Independence weekend, we
have decided to publish this "Lost" episode. (pssst...I knew where
it was the whole time.) Recorded during the closing hours of a fair
spring evening, after imbibing our devils share of grampas cough
medicine, our collective consciousness birthed unto us this
monstrosity. This abomination of thought and communication. Allow
me to spread this self-loathing on a little thicker for just this
moment. This episode could actually be the worst in our short
history with you all. Please, enjoy this special treat. Godspeed.
Let freedom ring.