RPDC 70: I'm All Ears, Unfortunately

Imagine buying a Mr. Potato Head and it didn't come with eyes, a
mouth, a moustache, a hat; nothing but ears, ears, and ears. You
can't return it, you lost the receipt. You can't buy another, you
used up all your savings for it. You're stuck with this cruel
joke of a toy, little blue plastic ears sticking out every which
way. That's what we call Hell, my friends.


Today's topics include a digital exorcist, Crazy Bones,
herbaceous spices and meaty meats, dick simmerin', a gaydar you
can rent, corduroy pants, Nosferatu, a big ol' head, and dad
jokes that induce mind decay.


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