RPDC 78: Despacito Mood

I googled the lyrics for Despacito so I could write some great
jokes for this description, but I forgot they were all in Spanish
:(


Today topics include hatchets, jello, the unlimited applications
of pog slammers, getting hit on vicariously, being discreet with
your juices, turkey basters, John Cusack, and raw, solid water.


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