Lords of the Dungeon 67: Game Masters Do Terrible Things and Player Archetypes

Hark, dear companions, and be ensorcelled by the mystical
vibrations of Lords of the Dungeon! On this auspicious day, let it
be known that Aaron is aflame with excitement, for he unveils the
sacred tomes of the 5th Edition Planescape, laden with secrets of
worlds beyond reckoning. In the shadowy recesses of our discourse,
we shall unravel the tales of the Game Masters who have woven dread
and wonder upon their hapless players. Behold, as we traverse the
cosmos of roleplaying games, discovering the varied archetypes of
players that dwell within, and ponder the visages we ourselves bear
in this ethereal realm of imagination! Welcome, noble souls, to an
episode graced by the enchantment of the ages.