There's No M. Evans of That, Oh Boy!

In the before times in a distant land, there was a sea cook who
had a Simpsons obsession. He was endlessly attractive, and all of
his neighbors vowed to marry him. One day the sea cook went
further out upon his sea tractor than ever before, and he found
himself face to face with the enormous member of a giant. He
bobbed and he weaved to avoid the thrashing of the giant's club,
The Phallus to Mock His Puritanism. The sea cook sent a telegraph
back to his many fiancés just before - SLAM - his sea tractor was
crushed by the giant's club. Back on shore, his betrotheds read
his final message: "Party God, Wayne. Potty Guard, Garth."


In this episode, we are looking toward the lighter side. Things
that will not be discussed: the difference between telegraphs and
telegrams, the first two presidential campaigns of Mike "The
Situation" Sorrentino, and the current status of the COVID-19
outbreak. So sit back, relax, and take in some facts.


Recorded on 03/22/2020


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