Caliboy Got Me Woke AF

Here's a little story how this boy from Cali told me that he is
actually "Commander Caliboy" - then asked me who I was so he knew
how to communicate with me. He was acting all tough but it was
totally obvious he just had this insane crush on me and didn't know
how to say it. However I must confess if it wasn't for Commander
Caliboy's Cute Confusing Crush on me - I would have never joined
his circle jerk of introspection & mental masturbation where we
blew our Kundalini all over the room. At first I felt bad for
Isabella Briggs Myers for having to clean it but then I didn't feel
bad because after all she created the system we all get off to when
fulfilling that void inside us of unfulfilled innerstanding. She
knew when she chose to hyphenate her two last names how important
her work would be during her life and her Works Legacy after.