Revenge of the Ninja

This show we review some 80s kung fu goodness. Get out your pen
& paper, it’s time to count the number of bad stereotypes and
the amount of times we say, “boobs!” Synthesizers, bad dialogue,
karate kids and more synthesizers. This episode is a blast thanks
to our guest, Arden.


Interested in the film?


Watch on Youtube.

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Or cheap out and watch, Revenge of the Ninja in 4 minutes. It has
all the great scenes covered, even the great pickup line, “If you
want to workout, you forgot your pants.”


“Lake-effect snow, ladies & gentleman.”

Arden’s first movie memories revolve around horror films like
The Deep, Alien and Friday the 13th.

What’s a video tape rewinder?

Let’s raise some money and get Arden a new Barbarella
Laserdisc.

What’s this Canadian Superchannel thing?

Cartoon boobs? Kids will be kids and watch Heavy Metal.

Fan site love for the actor in the film, Sho Kosagi. Playing
his son in the movie is his real life son, Kane Kosagi.

Trick editing, the secret of movie ninjas! Started by the
early French master, Georges Méliès.

Before Katniss was the Mockingjay, there was Sho’s family
symbol which they proudly wear on their stealthy ninja outfits?

Paul’s wife decided to stop watching this film when she saw
the pirate bum, and started watching Salem instead.

We all do impressions of Patrick Stewart getting a massage
from Will Riker.

Thanks to Wikipedia and Revenge of the Ninja we know what a
Death Erection is.

Keith Vitali is a former Karate champ and surely not an
actor.

We have Italian & Japanese stereotypes, let’s add a
Native American named, Chief. He’s played by Don Shanks from The
Life and Times of Grizzly Adams.

Professor Toru Tanaka has been in lots of films. He’s a
Professor of wrestling?

The Village People are not in this movie.

Arden schools us on caltrops.

Kane Kosagi went on to continue starring opposite busty women
in DOA:Dead or Alive, based on the exploitive (NSFW) video game.

Better left in the childhood, Buck Rogers, Greatest American
Hero or the original Battlestar Galactica.

Recommendations: Kung Fu Hustle, Ong Bak and the ridiculous
Chocolate.

More recent Sho Kasagi? Try Ninja Assassin.



Thanks again to Arden for joining us. Hopefully, he returns real
soon to watch some more bad films with us.


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