Hard Ticket To Hawaii

Chris & Paul were incredibly lucky to be joined by Darren
Herczeg & Adam Dachis from Supercharged & The Awkward
Human Survival Guide shows on the 5by5 podcast network. The
cinema flavor sampled on this episode was Hard Ticket to Hawaii,
a titillating adventure featuring useless bullets, inconsistent
bazooka blasts and bad actors that make the co-star centerfolds
look like Glenn Close or Julianne Moore. As Darren would say,
“Aloha!”


Adam will be starring in a West Wing reboot?

Adam is a co-author of The Awkward Human Survival Guide .

Darren’s amazing short, Tennis. You’ll love it. (pun
intended)

Chris steals his intro styling from Gilbert Gottfried’s
Amazing Colossal Podcast!

Adam says Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey is the
best Gilbert thing ever.

Chris rather enjoys that Cards Against
Humanity sponsored Gilbert’s show once and ask him to
read the Bill Pullman speech from Independence Day in lieu of an
advertisement. Listen around 1:45, here.

Director of the film, Andy Sidaris was the father of the
“honey shot” in sports broadcasting.

Darren asks if Dona Speiris related to Albert Speer? That
will really kill the mood in your masturbatorium.

Is that a non-little person version of Hervé Villechaize as a
henchman?

Adam shares that Florida warns people to wear long socks to
protect themselves from snakes. WHA? Surely that will work as
well as the duck and cover during a nuclear attack.

Oh, hey! Why not get some snake protection leggings instead
of long socks?

Joe Bob Briggs interviews Andy Sidaris. Another interview
shows Dona Speir with her arm around Andy while his wife Arlene
promotes the movie.

Apparently this film is a sequel to Malibu Express.

The company uniform for the girls’ cargo business?

Darren points out that this movie has not one, but two theme
songs. You can sample one, here.

The confusion of white people playing races other than white?
It happens with the film’s villain. Also, Darren says see Emma
Stone in Aloha.

Is that Glen A. Larson’s real-life yacht?

Darren compares Sidaris to Mark Cuban, who you may recognize
from Shark Tank.

Harold Diamond went to the kickboxing school of acting. The
master class.

The delivery boy is played by Sidaris’ son, Christian.

Darren tells us you can travel to Cambodia to blow up a cow
with a bazooka.

Who is a more convincing woman? Adam, Dustin Hoffman in
Tootsie or the character in The Crying Game.

Hawkeye vs. Green Arrow, the battle no one really cares
about.

Chris wants a sequel where the snake has 36 hours to live and
it’s in the same vein as Crank.

You think the podcast is long? Imagine how the guests feel.
Darren decides to draw while he’s bored (NSFW).

Darren wants to hire Dona Speir Berman for his next project.
Here’s her FB, Darren.

Does Taryn suffer from upspeak?

“We need more female body builders in film.” Except Chyna, of
course.

Cut and suddenly the bad guy has a knife and Jake is wearing
shuko hand claws?

We don’t recommend you cheat yourself of the viewing pleasure
of this art film, but Paul did mention there are GIFs available
at giphy.



Thanks to Darren & Adam for taking the time to join Paul
& Chris on a show that ended up being longer than the movie
reviewed. Please check out their shows, The Awkward Human
Survival Guide and Supercharged. Of course, thank you for
listening. If you’d like to support the show, please see our
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