Nick Fury

This week a TV movie crushes a group of reviewers that has
already been beaten down by so many bad films this season. The
cherry on the top of this steaming pile is The Hoff! Armin &
Arden join your hosts and discuss a movie Marvel would like to
forget.


Also, forget David Hasselhoff, one of the costars is actually
named Ron Canada!

Arden is in love with the Swedish villainess, Viper!

The Hoff says he’s a better Nick Fury than Samuel L. Jackson.

What’s your job? “I write only super hero movies. All of
them. Good or bad.”

Arden points out in Commando Schwarzenegger has a nice house
& is doing well. In contrast, The Hoff in this film is
working a mine in the Yukon?

Armin mentions this Key & Peele sketch about a retired
military specialist that highlights the cliché. Of course, he
can’t watch that clip because it will only work if you’re in the
States. Thanks for nothing, internet.

The spokesperson for collagen, Lisa Rinna.

Everyone loves The Hoff. Chris believes even K.I.T.T. must
have hit on him in Knight Rider.

Chris thinks this movie is all kinds of Stargate SG-1 gone
wrong. Paul says, Babylon 5.

The British character in the film is the “comic relief,” and
the actor was really happy to do it. He says so in this old
article.

The guys get in a discussion of other bad movies you’d watch
instead of this one. Which is worse, this movie or Batman &
Robin?

Armin believes Ron Canada is the affordable James Earl Jones
and calls him Mufasa.

Gary in the chatroom thinks the only thing that could make
the movie worse is Brendan Fraser.

The henchmen are the Blue Man Group?

Arden thinks the set from the baddies’ lair was stolen for
the recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film.

The villainess has obviously been through the A Clockwork
Orange treatment and it didn’t work. She crazy.

All of The Hoff’s best lines are in the Quotes section on
IMDB.

Armin says the mind reading scenes are just Action Essentials
2 plopped into the TV film.

Armin also adds that he missed years of the plot of
Interstellar on a restroom break.

Arturo in the chat room reminds us of the great website,
RunPee.com. For just such an occasion.

The Hoff has been poisoned, but not from eating cancerous
rats.

Paul’s pitch for the new Oregon Trail: “Two of your party
have died of cancerous rat poisoning.”

Terry David Mulligan is recognized by Arden because he did a
lot of Canadian TV shows. Here, he’s the president of the USA.

We saw Gremlins so we’re going to steal this bit.

Arden thinks the false ending with The Hoff & Lips on the
Helicarrier could have been more Titanic-like.

Wait, there’s a helicarrier? Yes, the Lego version is very
expensive.

Armin says this movie is better than Gymkata, but as bad
Waterworld.

Arden tells us the other movies that came out this year, The
Big Lebowski, American History X and Saving Private Ryan.

Generally, things started to turn around for Marvel with
Blade and X-Men.

Arden read Baywatch for the articles.

Armin says you should watch Blade and Chris recommends
Spider-Man.

Arden suggests Spectre while Paul warns you to not watch
Tomorrowland, ever.



Since the film was so very bad, ignore it. Instead, be sure to
check out Arden’s Prairie Noodle Shop and Armin’s webcomic,
Biasedcat. Thanks to both of them for watching the film and
reviewing it. Thank you for listening!


Support Film Frown on Patreon