EPL week 1: “4-yr-old Temper Tantrum”

It’s the second season of the Drunkard United football show and
Sam Huston and Sam Graham are here with their biased recap of the
English Premier soccer league.  


They start with Chelsea vs Man United, then they indulge
themselves with Arsenal vs New Castle and Everton vs Crystal
Palace.  Rounding out the recaps with Aston vs the Spurs,
Liverpool vs Norwich, West ham vs Man City, Brighton vs Watford,
Leicester city vs Wolves, Bournemouth vs Sheffield


The bottle of Jeppson’s Malort is back to scorn the losers. 
This week’s target is a Huston, but it’s not Sam.  Producer
Mel does a shot for Aston Villa’s loss to the Spurs. 


For predictions, who is better at picking games this week? 
Huston? Graham? A 4th grader? Or the Chicken?


We are all drinking Murray Hill Club, the historic Magnus
flagship brand blended bourbon whiskey


 


 


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THE HOSTS


sam Huston was a goalkeeper for 25 years, so he’s been hit in the
head a lot.   Professionally he is an expert in the
liquor business, but for fun he yells at men from the sidelines
and calls it coaching.  Huston has been an Everton fan for
about ten years, so he shaves his head to look like Tim
Howard.  He is very much aware that he has a great voice,
and he once played the Big Bopper in the musical Buddy
Holly.  Huston’s style is influenced by the DC area talk
radio of the 90’s and early 2000’s.  oh, and he was once a
parade.


sam Graham has been playing soccer for 30 years and counting, but
he’s been running his mouth for over 33 years. 
Professionally he is in the wine and spirits industry, but for
fun, he lets Coach Huston yell at him once a week while he’s on
the pitch.  He might be getting “too old for this shit” but
he still can’t resist the excitement of the game, and the thrill
of a red card.  Graham is an Arsenal supporter since ’02 and
has the tattoos to prove it.   He really knows his
football, and has been preparing for this podcast through years
of shit talking at pubs.