"Not well, bitch."

Well, we're back, Queenies! We reunited in NYC for a holiday
kick-off and reconnected about all things VITAL: Tablescapes,
karaoke, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Dolly Parton. and Home
Goods.  Kick up your holiday heels, pour a TurkeyTini, and
haul out the holly.  It's the holidays and we need to
CELEBRATE the end of this glorious year.  You wanna know how
we're doing?  As our pal Dorinda Medley once said, "Not well,
bitch."