Skull Island (2016)

A big fat zero out of ten for this competently but cynically made
epitome of will-this-do ambition free cinema, that aims squarely
for the ground and falls to it, with not one single ounce of
inspiration or interest. Very boring, reductive, bad performances
and characters, no real plot. The movie equivalent of the back of
a cereal box and it made me angry how little effort they made
here.