The Decline And Fall Of Pitchfork Magazine: Or How Going Woke Really Did Go Broke

Pitchfork music magazine has apparently been executed, the
century's most important music bible being folded into GQ
magazine by its evil corporate overlord Conde Nast. As a devout
consumer of Pitchfork since the turn of the century, I've been
predicting this for the last five years - the post Fetch the Bolt
Cutters years, but really the five years that editor in chief
Puja Patel has been in charge, and until I hear otherwise,
misguidedly shaped the direction of Pitchfork into oblivion.
Conde Nast bought Pitchfork over a decade ago and it survived,
it's the direction the publication took under Patel that killed
it. Sidelining music that was it's core audience to promote music
for people that never even read Pitchfork. A sad day.