90: Dawn of Injustice (Batman v Superman complaints, err... review)

Michael and Ivan & Katie The Undertaker attend separate
screenings of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, and somehow
give two separate but nearly identical reviews. Katie girl
crushes on Wonder Woman, Ivan longs for another Mark Snow
score, and Michael gets lost in the movie theater parking lot.
Also, Spoilers! Bruce Wayne's parents die! Twice!