Happy Endings

Hello, how you doing? I can give you good massage I can be your
everyting, you give me fifty bucks If you no say nothing, I can
give you sucky-sucky If you give me more money, I give you do
something lucky Hello, how you doing? I can give you good massage I
can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks If you no say
nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky If you give me more money, I
give you do something lucky Yup, just a normal day, on my favorite
website, backpage.com I was scrollin' through hoes, lookin' for a
bitch to fuck I'm like, "That babe, uh huh." I was just about to
call her Then I saw an ad pop up, I'm like, "Wait, oh my God!" You
see, I had a really long day And I just could not turn down an
Asian massage So, I called 'em up and I said "Hello, when is your
next slot available?" She said, "You can come right now." Fuck
yeah! "Hurry up, because I'll wait for you!" I pulled up and I sat
in the waiting room 'Cause this shit all are set up, it's debatable
If I get confronted by the police I just want a massage, I am not
here to break the rules Then an Asian lady had a pen and told me
"Come over here to the counter!" Then she ask me if I wanted to get
a session For 30 minutes or an hour I said, "Hmm uh, I'll take 30
Nah, matter of fact I'll do an hour, fuck it." 'Cause I know
whatever's 'bout to go on Behind those doors I'm 'bout to love it
She say, "Usually 50 dollar but for you I do 45." I say thank you
and gave her the money Then she say, "Okay, let's go inside!" I'm
like, "Fuck yeah!" it's about to go down right now So good what I
found right now I'm about to let it all out right now, yeah Hello,
how you doing? I can give you good massage I can be your everyting,
you give me fifty bucks If you no say nothing, I can give you
sucky-sucky If you give me more money, I give you do something
lucky Hello, how you doing? I can give you good massage I can be
your everyting, you give me fifty bucks If you no say nothing, I
can give you sucky-sucky If you give me more money, I give you do
something lucky Look, so I walked back to the massage room She
said, "Take your clothes off, and then put this robe on!" I'm like,
"Okay, no prob'." Oh God, this about to be so fun And no one even
knows; she left, I got undressed And all the sudden a new Asian
girl walked through the door She said, "Hello, how are you? I am
Muli, that's what you can call me And I give you lovely Asian
massage." I've been waitin' for this all day I position myself on
the table And put my face down in the circular cushion And she
started massagin' my back I knew somethin' was up with the way she
was lookin' Then she slid her tiny little finger tips Down my spine
right over my buttcrack She was massagin' my booty Then go to my
thighs and start touchin' my nutsack Fuck yeah! Then I put a little
bitty sway in my hips to let her know I like it Somethin' was 'bout
to go down You can see it a mile away, you don't have to be psychic
She said, "You want someting?" I said, "Yes I do." She said, "You
big strong man, I really like you!" I said, "I like you too." Then
she said, "You want the hand, sucky, fucky? Tell me right now
'cause I need to know!" I said "I'll have all three of those" Then
I thought ooh she a little freaky ho She said, "I give it to you
for cheap, you give me 125 dollar" I said, "Okay, here you go!"
Lowkey I was feelin' kinda awkward She jacked me off and gave me my
top first I stayed quiet as I watched her My dick had a strong
posture She said, "You very big like a monster!" She got naked then
I humped her I'm lovin' this little tiny Asian booty, I swear that
this girl is the best I'm buildin' a sweat, I'm killin' it yes I
pulled out and spilled on her breast Everything was just right I
hit the hour on the deadline I guess I'm gonna leave now She said,
"That's fine, thank you, come again next time!" Hello, how you
doing? I can give you good massage I can be your everyting, you
give me fifty bucks If you no say nothing, I can give you
sucky-sucky If you give me more money, I give you do something
lucky Hello, how you doing? I can give you good massage I can be
your everyting, you give me fifty bucks If you no say nothing, I
can give you sucky-sucky If you give me more money, I give you do
something lucky Hey, no shame in my game, buddy If you lookin' for
me, you know where to find me At an Asian massage parlor Because
when the times get rough, a happy ending is necessary Hahaha Oh
yeah strap up, kids! It's important