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Full Text of the Mad Lib that got cut off for the live
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I am Dr. juicy.  I am destined to shaving the taint.
 Unfortunately, the taint is full of a bunch of purple
victims that do not agree.  So this is my curly plan to take
over the taint:

To start with, I`ll need to build my steamy hideout in an
abandoned stanley steamer complex in the middle of the brothel.
 It will have 8 underground floor(s), and only 13 floor(s)
aboveground.  All the fuckers will open incredibly and
address me as "The Great and robust Dr. juicy".  I will also
have several rooms designed for snorting and licking anyone who
tries to honk me.  That is, after I have hammered the full
extent of my curly plan to them.

Next, I will hire some preists to design the fleshright Buster, a
machine designed to trigger huge genocides wherever I want it to.
 And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their
guitars and threaten to make them abortions for hours on end.
 Once it`s built, I will have it cucked along the San
Andreas grandma.

Mwqueef, queef, queef, queef, queef!

Obviously you vomit, I can hold the Govenor of Texas, mariano,
against the threat of squaking 15/7 of the state into the ocean.
 And once I have control of Texas, I will jump the bob
industry into promoting my right to shaving the taint, and
literally all will succumb to my dog and happy.