Brandon Noe @SportsBlitzPod Announces the 2023 Goofy Gobbler Awards

Thanksgiving Day Parade with Tommy & Jimmy
Icons of the game get their just due as Brandon  & Mark
award the 5th annual Goofy Gobbler awards.
Baseball and Sports Idols beware
History of the Goofy Gobbler @SportsBlitzPod
2 ZZ Top Sharp Dressed Men bring the Awards

Grandpa Politics - Colin Cowherd (Casual Fan)
o Cowherd felt the Angels could get “five first-round picks, your
best
prospect, your third-best prospect and two solid starters.”
o “3 best prospects, three No. 1 picks. Would you move him?” That
was
suitable for McIntyre. And as he began to explain that he would
take that deal,
Cowherd got a notice.
o “It says here you can’t trade draft picks,” Cowherd said.
o To be fair to him, he did say after he is a casual baseball
fan

Druncle Award- The Herd: with Colin Cowherd
o Bears are out of the running?

You Brought Them to Dinner? Award  - Travis Kelce
/ Taylor Swift
o An unexpected guest brought to the dinner I don’t need to see
her after every catch Travis Kelce has
o I love love, but I don’t care who you’re with
o Rays should provide Travis Kelce Sky Box to increase
attendance

All American - Matthew Perry
o Best known for Chandler from Friends
o Invested in the Field of Dreams site to help them
build youth fields by the movie site in the corn field
o Battled addiction and transformed his home into a rehab
facility many years ago

Dry Turkey Award - Tampa Bay Rayso Christmas
Vacation - Steaming Dry Bird
o Face Plant in the Playoffso 33 inning scoreless
streak - 2nd longest in post-season history
o "UnCool" New Stadium built in the Tropicana Parking Lot
o Northern transplants to Florida already have a team

Deflated Souffle Dessert Award - Yankees or Metso Airy
Dessert falls with a bit of disturbance
o Yankees expectatins abysmal season
o Aaron Judge injury halted his season & drew energy
away
o Met's payroll compared to results
o What can a $343,000,000 payroll buy, Mr. Cohen?

Turkey of the year - The Oakland?  A’s
o Disrespect your fans
o Trade top players
o Reverse Boycott
o Golden Knights comparisons
o Tropicana Casino their new home?
o Sorry Fans, You don't own the team
o Welfare for Owners - they are not being good stewards
o Comparison to Rays - Erik Neander, Chaim Bloom & Kim
Ng
o David Knight story - give them the keys to the car

Brandon Noe & Mark wish you all a Happy
Thanksgiving

Special Thanks to Brandon Noe @SportsBlitzPod for bringing us the
2023 Goofy Gobbler Awards
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