Two Wrongs Possibly Make A Right

Sanctimonious loudmouths and hamper slackers alike receive Larry's
high dudgeon this week. Yes, we get another acrimonious (but not
sanctimonious) Hamper Update and a bonus joke of the week -- all at
no extra charge!Will Larry read the stage direction in the Shari's
Berries ad copy again? Will he slice his face to ribbons again?
Smart money is on "Oh, mmmmmaybe."How is safety razor shaving
related to the movie Network? How is the Hamper Update related the
movie Patton? Tune in to our longest and therefore bestest episode
ever where the answer to all of these mysteries will be revealed.
All questions will be answered. All fears will be allayed. Over and
out from stately Miller manor.Quote of the week: "With what, a
bowie knife?"