The Geopolitics of Socks

Larry needs a U.N. resolution just to keep his feet warm. Yes,
Larry gets into a mental logjam trying to buy some socks. Then he
wonders what something is worth if you get it at a discount. Give
Larry some credit. No, literally, give him some credit. The battle
of the safety razor blade continues. Then Larry pines for macintosh
apples (the fruit, not the computer) and waxes nostalgic about
Venus Paradise (the coloring set, not the strip joint near the
airport).Later, we hear about Washington coming BACK across the
Delaware, the little-known (by us) history of the Amazons, why the
founding fathers were so high and how much Larry missed Mars. Hint
-- completely.And remember, don't trust anyone who watches an
odometer.Quote of the week: "They were giving credit cards to
terrorists, but I couldn't get one."