Larry Miller: Truck Drivin' S.O.B. (Rebroadcast)

Larry grinds the granny gear as a chain smokin', C.B. jokin' truck
driving S.O.B. (With all due respect to Deadbolt.) Yes, hear about
how a teenaged Larry bluffed his way into a job behind the wheel of
a commercial truck.The battle of the battered hamper continues in
the Miller household. Larry and his wife both respond by throwing
their clothes in a pile on the floor for three weeks. Larry again
talks about his reluctance to chuck worn out clothes. Then we hear
about a listener who is mourning the loss of his beloved soap bar
collection, which was not-so-inadvertently thrown out by his
wife.What's the difference between the number 6 and the number 9?
(If you said 3, you may be right and also possibly a smart aleck.)
And we also learn that it's very, very difficult to park an
aircraft carrier in Afghanistan. And learn the difference between
white meat and the other white meat.And by...Quote of the week:
"I'm white meat."